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Blurt Poll

Change is almost here, BLURT readers. So, what's the first thing the new President's gonna do as soon as he moves in to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? Paint the White House black. Declare Alaska a "rogue nation" and invade. Drag those solar panels out of the basement and install 'em. Declare Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld WMDs. Make terrorist fist bumps the official flag salute. Have his avatar in Second Life create a virtual White House lawn. Fix the economy, stupid. Current Results