Limp Bizkit Reforms!

Yeah, we're pinching ourselves too.

By Fred Mills

Here's a gift you can give your significant other this weekend: news about the Limp Bizkit reunion! That's right: fat, scary-looking guys with shaved heads and soul patches, along with their slutty stripper girlfriends with the tats, nose rings and dreads, can all lock arms and sing a chorus of "Nookie" in honor of the event.

Guitarist Wes Borland and singer Fred Durst have apparently patched things up just in time for Valentine's day. (Aww....) According to a statement the pair posted to the band's official website, "We decided we were more disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music than we were with each other. Regardless of where our separate paths have taken us, we recognize there is a powerful and unique energy with this particular group of people we have not found anywhere else. This is why Limp Bizkit is back."

Recall, of course, that Borland split acrimoniously from the band some time ago. Although his solo career (with Black Light Burns) never really went anywhere, so there ya go! Borland and Durst will be joined by Sam Rivers, John Otto and DJ Lethal. Party on, kids.