Meat Beat: Morrissey to Work W/McCartney

The headline, though deliberately misleading, is absolutely true.

By Blurt Staff

Reports out of Britain this morning have ex-Beatles Paul McCartney's designer daughter Stella partnering with ex-Smiths singer Morrissey to create a line of leather free shoes. McCartney has already been working with singer Leona Lewis on a line of clothing designed to appeal to vegans and vegetarians.

"I'm working with Morrissey on a line of leather-free shoes which I'm really excited about,'" McCartney told a reporter for the Daily Mail. "We are still in the early stages but the shoes could be launched next year."

Hmmm.... "leather free" shoes.... What a radical concept. Wait, here's an idea: Maybe make them out of FABRIC and call them SNEAKERS?

Heaven knows we'll be miserable of they go for some leather-like material but don't figure out how to make the dang things breathe. Ye old BLURT managing editor Mills tells us that he sold shoes for 10 years and knows about this stuff...