Hamell On Trial Pens BLURT Theme!

You’ll be glued to our text ‘til your eyes will hurt, kids!

By Fred Mills

We’re not sure if it’s the way he puts shaving cream on his head and cleans up the ol’ chrome dome while taking a bubblebath that charms the bejeezus outta us, or if it’s simply the shameless bit of BLURT promotion that subsequently ensues when he picks up the guitar and strums a little ditty in our honor. Either way, though, you gotta check out Hamell On Trial’s latest installment of “Yap,” his BLURT video blog that is posted to our site every two weeks.

Check it out, over on the right hand side of the homepage, or simply click straight in HERE.

Then sing along with Hamell, and roll credits:

Calling every Patti and Johnny and Kurt

Music fans wanna tell ya ‘bout BLURT

Got culture and movies and politics too

We’ll do our best not to insult your I.Q.

BLURT-BLURT!

You’ll love it so hard you’ll want to spurt

We got an online mag, we’re calling it BLURT

So opinionated you’ll puke on your shirt

It’s a cyber rockin’ daddy we’re calling it BLURT.

BLURT!

Got our eyes in the heavens and our feet in the dirt

The watchful ghost Lester, callin’ it BLURT

We enjoy music, we’re devoted – don’t flirt

We are fanatics glued to BLURT.

BLURT!

You’ll be glued to our text ‘til your eyes will hurt

You know it’s gonna rhyme, I’m branding… it’s BLURT

We’re irreverent as fuck we’ll never be inert

I stretched it that time like we stretch it at BLURT.

BLURT!